The Great Coronavirus Wars of 2020 (Or: how to paint your AR.)

You’ve seen a rifle getting painted by an attractive man in a flannel.

I do it a little bit differently. (I don’t wear a flannel.)

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Almost as certain as death and taxes… (New post coming soon)

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During the great coronavirus wars of 2020, there are two more things that are almost as certain as death and taxes: pregnancies, and painted AR15s. As a matter of fact, I feel–at this point, and I while I certainly hope I’m right, only time will tell–that painting your AR15 out of quarantine boredom will be a much more common act than having to use it.

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I am not immune, and will be painting my AR15 as well. (Let’s see how the Rustoleum camo paint works out.)

The post is coming soon.